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Gan Ning/Ling Tong capscrack fic
Original prompt:I WANT LING TONG TO SHOUT "FATHERRRRR!!!!11oneone" WHEN HE ORGASMS. 8DDDDDDDDDDDD
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"YOU KILLED MY FATHER, I HAET U NOW." LING TONG POUTED AS HE WAS INTRODUCED TO THE NEWEST RECRUIT OF THE WU ARMY.
"THEN YOU SHOULD RIDE ME LIEK YOU STOLE ME"
LU XUN LOOKED SHOCKED, SUN QUAN CHOKED ON HIS ORANGE JUCE™
AND LU MEng (hons) HANDED LING TONG A SCROLL WITH SOME VERY INTERESTING ILLUSTRATIONS ON IT.
~later that night~
"I STILL HAET U, GAN NING" LING TONG MUMBLED LOUDLY AS HE WAS GETTING NEKKID.
"UR SUPPOSED TO SHOUT 'RAEP TIEM!' RIDE ME LIKE YOU STOLE ME AND THEN YOU WON'T HAET ME NO MORE."
SO LING TONG SHOUTED 'RAEP TEIM NAO!" AND JUMPED ON GAN NING.
HAVING SPENT THREE SECONDS DOING UNSPEAKABLE THINGS TO EACH OTHER, THEY BOTH CAME TOGETHER BECAUSE IT'S A STORY. GAN NING PULLED A FACE : O.< AND LING TONG PULLED A FACE TOO, AND CRIED OUT.
"FATHERRRRR!!!!11oneone"
GAN NING PULLED ANOTHER FACE BUT I CAN'T EMOCON THAT ONE - TOO WTF.
SUDDENLY A CAT WALKED THROUGH WITH A NOTE STUCK TO ITS BACK WHICH READ 'IN UR TENT HEARING U YELL'
LING TONG REMOVED HIMSELF FROM GAN NING'SRODBED AND SULKED AT THE ANCIENT CHINESE CAT MACRO AS IT SAT THERE WASHING ITS PAWS. "I STILL HAET U, GAN NING." HE CONCLUDED.
"YES, BUT NAO I KNOW U HAD LUVVIN'S WITH UR DAD, SO NOW I CAN BLACKMAIL YOU INTO RAEP TIEM FOREVER."
LING TONG SPLUTTERED. "I NEVER HAD LUVVIN'S WITH MY DAD, I CALLED OUT HIS NAME TO...UMMM...HONOR HIS MEMORY."
GAN NING LOOKED AT HIM. "UR WEIRD. BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER. IT'LL WORK ANYWAY AS NO ONE WOULD BELIEVE YOU."
LING TONG LOOKED HURT.
"BESIDES." GAN NING CONTINUED. "I HAD LUVVIN'S WITH YOUR DED, OH, SORRY, DAD. IF I CAN FORGIVE ME, SO SHOULD YOU."
"OH." LING TONG THOUGHT ABOUT THIS AND AGREED IT SOUNDED OKAY.
THEY LIVED AND HAD LUVVIN'S HAPPILY EVER AFTER WITH THE THREAT OF CAT MACRO'S AND RAEP TIEM HANGING OVER LING TONG'S HEAD JUST IN CASE.
THE END.
*bricked*
"YOU KILLED MY FATHER, I HAET U NOW." LING TONG POUTED AS HE WAS INTRODUCED TO THE NEWEST RECRUIT OF THE WU ARMY.
"THEN YOU SHOULD RIDE ME LIEK YOU STOLE ME"
LU XUN LOOKED SHOCKED, SUN QUAN CHOKED ON HIS ORANGE JUCE™
AND LU MEng (hons) HANDED LING TONG A SCROLL WITH SOME VERY INTERESTING ILLUSTRATIONS ON IT.
~later that night~
"I STILL HAET U, GAN NING" LING TONG MUMBLED LOUDLY AS HE WAS GETTING NEKKID.
"UR SUPPOSED TO SHOUT 'RAEP TIEM!' RIDE ME LIKE YOU STOLE ME AND THEN YOU WON'T HAET ME NO MORE."
SO LING TONG SHOUTED 'RAEP TEIM NAO!" AND JUMPED ON GAN NING.
HAVING SPENT THREE SECONDS DOING UNSPEAKABLE THINGS TO EACH OTHER, THEY BOTH CAME TOGETHER BECAUSE IT'S A STORY. GAN NING PULLED A FACE : O.< AND LING TONG PULLED A FACE TOO, AND CRIED OUT.
"FATHERRRRR!!!!11oneone"
GAN NING PULLED ANOTHER FACE BUT I CAN'T EMOCON THAT ONE - TOO WTF.
SUDDENLY A CAT WALKED THROUGH WITH A NOTE STUCK TO ITS BACK WHICH READ 'IN UR TENT HEARING U YELL'
LING TONG REMOVED HIMSELF FROM GAN NING'S
"YES, BUT NAO I KNOW U HAD LUVVIN'S WITH UR DAD, SO NOW I CAN BLACKMAIL YOU INTO RAEP TIEM FOREVER."
LING TONG SPLUTTERED. "I NEVER HAD LUVVIN'S WITH MY DAD, I CALLED OUT HIS NAME TO...UMMM...HONOR HIS MEMORY."
GAN NING LOOKED AT HIM. "UR WEIRD. BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER. IT'LL WORK ANYWAY AS NO ONE WOULD BELIEVE YOU."
LING TONG LOOKED HURT.
"BESIDES." GAN NING CONTINUED. "I HAD LUVVIN'S WITH YOUR DED, OH, SORRY, DAD. IF I CAN FORGIVE ME, SO SHOULD YOU."
"OH." LING TONG THOUGHT ABOUT THIS AND AGREED IT SOUNDED OKAY.
THEY LIVED AND HAD LUVVIN'S HAPPILY EVER AFTER WITH THE THREAT OF CAT MACRO'S AND RAEP TIEM HANGING OVER LING TONG'S HEAD JUST IN CASE.
THE END.
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In ur tent hearing u yell
XD
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Thank you. Capslock fic for those two is just too much fun.
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... iwasboredokay. Music takes forever to upload.
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I AM HONOURED X A MILLION.
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BUT I AM GLAD U LIEK.
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MUCHLY.